Feb 14th 2025
Innertube Heirarchy ;-)
The Inner Tube Hierarchy
Not all inner tubes are created equal. Some are designed for one person, while others can fit an entire family (or at least three people who hate each other). Here’s a quick breakdown:
The Solo Tube
Perfect for introverts who want to face their fears alone. Just you, the tube, and the open water. And the boat driver who’s definitely trying to flip you.
The Double Tube
For couples who want to test their relationship. Nothing says “I love you” like screaming at each other to “lean left!” while hurtling toward a wave.
The Mega Tube
For groups who enjoy chaos. Imagine six people clinging to a giant inflatable couch, all screaming in unison as the boat driver tries to send them into orbit.